OSS-33

Photography

Jan 13

Written By Paul

G.I. Joe Classified Zarana, Dusty, Snake Eyes in Egyptian Tomb (Diorama Toy Photo)

CATALOG DATA

PROGRAM ACCESS: ‘SOUL SNATCHER’
STORAGE FACILITY: LINAVE-581 LAUNCH HQ (“HOME SWEET HOME”)
CONTROL NO: PBI-1986-REC-PHOTO-OSS-33
CONTAINER: CAGE 52 / BINDER 2B
CAPTURE DATE: 1986-09-14
TIME STAMP: 1532

LOCATION: EGYPT — TOMB OF AMON TOTH
SUBJECT(S): ZARANA, DUSTY, SNAKE-EYES, AMIR (EGYPTIAN GUIDE)
RECALL DATE: 2025-04-13
PRINT CODE: OSS-33
CROSS REFERENCE: N/A

FIELD NOTES

That tomb was cooler than a jazz cat, but I was sweating bullets. Rumor had it Zarana was taking a private tour for some typically nefarious reason. Turned out to be solid intel. She slowly materialized in front of me...pressed into the shadows like she'd been there for a thousand years. Silent and stiller than Amon Toth's mummified remains. Except for that Cobra-trash smirk creeping across her smug mug.

She was a total ghost to the Joe search team; clutching some sort of gizmo that looked like a technological Trapper Keeper...or maybe a George Foreman Grill. Turned out to be a DNA Extraction Device Dr. Mindbender cooked up. Go figure.

Crazy times.